Total Medals Earned: 3,677 (From 751 different games.) Total Medal Score: 57,240 Points
Medals Earned: 5/16 (150/495 points)
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/205 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/450 points)
Survive for 45 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 75 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 15 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 20 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 10 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 35 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 15 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 50 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 20 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 100 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 70 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 80 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Just get a score i.e. anything more than zero.
Get a score worthy of a silver medal.
Get a score worthy of a gold medal.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/195 points)
Reach the end of the help screen
Die 100 times.
Beat all 20 levels on Wimpy difficutly
Collect all the bonus coins
Finish with over 4000 points
Beat all 20 levels on Hardcore difficulty
Beat all 20 levels on Normal difficulty
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/25 points)
Find A Cherokee Rose
Grab Some Pills
Find Sophia's Doll
Find Waldo
Click the link to my other stuff on NG
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 10 enemies
kill 5 enemies
kill 20 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 15 enemies
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
Reach wave 15
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!