Total Medals Earned: 3,677 (From 751 different games.) Total Medal Score: 57,240 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/18 (60/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Kill yourself.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/355 points)
Collect your first coin
Kill at least one nerd
Complete the first level
Died at least once
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Collect 10000 coins
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Collect 50000 coins
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Medals Earned: 4/6 (70/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (355/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 6/8 (140/160 points)
Open the safe
Escape the house in less than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.